Forrest Fire
CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Source: lightsoutlockdown, via imjust-akissaway)
DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.
100% FUCKING MAJESTIC
EVEN WHEN YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS IN PUBLIC BECAUSE OU ATE A LOT OF TACO BELL AND UNDERESTIMATED THE DIARRHEA
(via bitteruntilbroken)
How YOU doin?
OH GEBUS THE BIRD HAS EYEBROWS
This makes me vaguely uncomfortable.
This makes me happier than you know.
(via imjust-akissaway)
I went to YouTube to check my subscriptions, and someone had favorited this. I am fucking dying.
sEND HELP
this will never not be funny
JEUESJE FUCK
I just wish this was an actual episode.
(Source: mydearcorvo, via jamess-earring)
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
Fucking dinosaurs, yo. I’d love to ride a Velociraptor.
I have this weird obsession with boobs. I just really like to stare at them, not even sexually. Just stare and, maybe get a boner



